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Posted on May 21, 2013 via frickbutt with 109,557 notes
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Photo: Josiah Hawley #thevoice #music
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Forever90s with 9,477 notes
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why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via I can't believe I'm fucking toast with 236,465 notes
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if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.

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Posted on May 21, 2013 via LLLLLLLLLLET'S PLAY with 36,363 notes
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whenever my mom introduces my siblings and i to people she’s like “this is my eldest daughter kate who is going to law school and here’s my youngest jenna who is doing really well in high school”
and then she’s like “and this is marielle and one time she made a kazoo cover of one day more from les mis and it got really popular on the internet”
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via the internet ruined my life with 6,323 notes
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Dorito with 280,106 notes
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Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
me:*notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*me:ewdad:what?me:is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.dad:you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was youngerme:what year was the model?dad:uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car wasme:i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.dad:i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.me:why didn't you?dad:he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.me:that sucks.dad:come to think of it, i didn't see him muchme:why not?dad:i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.me:what was his name?dad:john.Posted on May 21, 2013 via they love the butt with 42,876 notes
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Stuff ES likes with 48,146 notes
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