why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.
whenever my mom introduces my siblings and i to people she’s like “this is my eldest daughter kate who is going to law school and here’s my youngest jenna who is doing really well in high school”
and then she’s like “and this is marielle and one time she made a kazoo cover of one day more from les mis and it got really popular on the internet”
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
*notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
what year was the model?
uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
come to think of it, i didn't see him much
i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.