i was yelling at my brother for selling most of his games and he was like “well i really only keep the ones i want to replay” and i was about to respect his opinion
and then i remembered he sold portal 2
and then i told him we couldn’t be friends
when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
Anonymous asked: when you spoon with a guy, are you the little or the big spoon?
Depends whether I’m drunk or not, usually im a fucking tiny spoon
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
considering doing an all vintage porn day…from like the 70s 80s and 90s. what do you guys think? good idea? or the worst idea you’ve ever heard?
let me know. and if you have any old school faves send me some names I can hunt down :)
in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports
listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*